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i will always find a way out
Would’ve been funnier if it were Miranda Cosgrove
pornstache is giving me heart palpitations
Puppy’s First Hike
I climbed this rock
This my rock
He looks so proud!
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock
|—||Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)|
What’s your superhero name?
It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.
Human cop who gets away with murder…
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee